Showing posts with label doo doo bags. Show all posts
Showing posts with label doo doo bags. Show all posts

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Days of our Lives

Man I used to LOVE that show!

Back in the day (when I was like 10) I thought I was so cool cause my teenage cousins and my aunts used to let me watch it with them....That Bo was pretty damn hot! So was Bo on the Dukes of Hazzard, damn I dont know which was sexier....

Anywho...its just a title for my post cause I couldnt think of anything else...

Lets see...my skin quit peeling on the sunburn, so I can quit secretly throwing skin balls at Buster when he is not looking.

The new puppy continues to shit and piss wherever he fancies....wouldnt the world be a more comfortable place if humans could do it...you know like if it was second nature. However we would all have to carry around plastic doo doo bags for the instances that we needed to relieve ourselves...I wouldnt have to purchase my own...little doo doo bags that is....

you see...

the four of us to a late night family outing to Wally World to do some grocery shopping, and the cashier (the poor dude has to pack AND ring up your shit at this joint) put one to two items in each bag....we purchased about 150 dollars worth of groceries and ended up coming home with aproximately 50 "doo doo" bags respectively.

SOOOO im all set if nature calls. Now I just need a larger purse to stuff said doo doo bags into should the need ever arise. Oh yeah I forgot I would also have to carry Buster and the kids bags too...but wouldnt we conserve so much water that way???

I mean we could just burn out "doo doo" when we get home...out back in a little coffee can or sumppin.....

Yes, Halfmexican Mama is bored my little widgets.....

Hmmmm, been thinking a lot about the presidential election coming up next year, and doing some reasearch on some of the "higher up" candidates....

I dont care what anyone says, but man cmon....if your name is Barack Hussein Obama, you dont stand a freakin chance of being elected in the country...No offense to anyone with similar names, but lets be real here......That would be like letting Jeffrey Hitler Dahmer run for prez...or some shit...

So if anyone has any good points, or characteristics to shoot out on any of the candidates, send them my way....Im open, at this point to either party.

Udder than that, I have a meatloaf in the crockpot that I think is smelling pretty damn good, either that or maybe the puppy shit behind the couch again....Im aiming for the first thought...

Now Im going to lay on my fat ass and read my book until the 3 year old wakes up...we may be going to the new house to clean tonight...not sure yet, im game for anything right about now.....

Take care Widgets, and join me in my crusade in making the plastic doo doo bag not so underrated anymore!