Some recent crap

Raising Hell since 1989...that is me and my BFF Rockermom at the Def Leppard concert Tuesday night....we had a freaking blast!

Then I had a blast, in my pants in the hotel lobby....not shitting you, I had to pee sooo bad on the way back to the hotel, and our driver took the long route and refused to stop for me to relieve myself...dumb bitch. The driver happend to be my sister so I have the right to say that about her. Cause I love her more than anything and she knows it....I hate her driving though...she took the long route because "she dosent do express ways" ...pfft!

Til next time...Rock on peeps and try to stay dry...if anyone has any extra Depends or Poise pads feel free to ship them my way at:

Halfmexican Pissy Mama
123 Pisspants Avenue
Urinary Tract, MI 48477

Gracias!!

NOOO its not a sandbox!

Whilst visiting my best friend Rockermom the other day, my youngest saw a kitty litter box for the first time and said...

"Oooo a sanbox...can i play in it Mummy?"

No no darlin...that IS NOT a sandbox for little girls its for kittys. Then she wanted to watch her newfound friend Boo go poop.

I so wish I was 3 again.

Letter ti Vistaprint/"Businessmax"

Is it wromg that I didnt begin this letter with "dear" or " to whom it may concern"?? Here is the original email sent to the company...explanation to follow.....A-hem....


I will NOT be using Vista Print ever again. As like many others. People do not appreciate being taken advantage of. Please so not send further emails or offers. My checking account is off and possibly under balance thanks to your "company". And my account information is now vulnerable thanks to you!

No one "signs" any type of "membership" at checkout, its just your sneaky way of robbing people and hoping that they do not notice! Im leaving negative feedback at your website as well, which you will only delete anyway, but nonethless.

You are part of the reason this nation is falling apart. Its disgusting!

Thank You
Jill A. Jones

membersavings@BusinessMax123.com wrote:
Dear Jill Jones,
We would like to let you know that your VistaPrint Rewards membership and benefits privileges were cancelled on 7/05/2007 per your membership terms.
We value you as a loyal customer and hope that you will continue to use VistaPrint for your printing needs. Please enjoy 250 Premium Business Cards, FREE. You may enjoy this offer now, or with a future order. Be sure to click thru the link on the email in order to take advantage of this offer.
Thank you for choosing VistaPrint!
Sincerely,Member Savings Department

I could have been more vulger, but im trying to maintain some type of my christianity here...work with me if you will..

Yesterday when balancing my checking I noticed that a company called Businessmax did an auto debit to our account for 14.95, neither Buster nor I authorized such transaction, and being it a Holiday I couldnt question trusty ole Chase bank either....soooo I took matters into my own hands..literally and did what any normal half white overweight mother of 2 would do... I GOOGLED it, and came up with this:

http://www.ripoffreport.com/reports/ripoff144729.htm

If it would happen to anyone it would be me..im lucky in that sick twisted way.

It may only be 15 bucks but its still MY money, and a violation to my personal finances and privacy...sonsofbitches...

Well other than that the holiday was uneventful, the only fireworks we was were on TV somewhere in Beantown...those folks over in Beantown sure do know how to blow em off though..the display lasted about a half an hour..maybe more..The fireworks in this area will be on Lake Shitwater, I mean Huron at the marina Saturday night. I was invited to a BBQ at my dads so I wont be attending the festivities this year.

"Pigging out at a pig roast" has a nicer ring to it than "sitting at Shitwater and watching all 7 of their fireworks pop off"...I would have more fun making a bag of microwave popcorn with my eyes shut, visioning naked midgets running around my house with sparklers..

..AND I would at least have the popcorn to enjoy with my own private show ;-)

Well..hope you all had a fun, safe and happy 4th!!

Note: Any and all subject matter in this blog entry was in no way intended for making fun of, poking jabs at, or belittling Lake Huron, resiidents of Lake Huron or Midgets, also including but not limited to midgets living in the Lake Huron area. I am not prejudice or racial in any way, im half mexican for crying out loud.

A Happy 4th to All!

I would like to wish everyone a Happy 4th of July!

My kids are driving me nuts.
Im Bored.
I have cramps.
I have gas.
I am bloated.
I am too lazy to get dressed.
Its cloudy and gloomy out.
There is nothing to do (besides clean).

Can anyone add to this? Or am I just having a bad day?

But HEY!! its Independance Day!! I think I can compose a song out of this entry...

My baby is 3, and Ratatouille

Hard to believe but 3 years ago on June 24th 2004 that little bean emerged from my womb. And I do mean bean and not "being"...she only weighed a little over 3 pounds, I shit you not...one month early...she bursted out practically on her own. The nurse had to hold her head in place to stop her from coming out as the Dr. was running late.... the Bluewater Bridge was drawn up or some crap....but healthy nevertheless, she is now a spunky toddler!

Just got back from seeing the new Disney Pixar movie Ratatouille...a must see, especially if you have little ones...thats all for tonight folks!!

Time flies by...

Every once in a while I put a nice piece of my mind down here...not like anyone cares, only that I think about things sometimes and I like to write about it....

Lately Ive been thinking about how quickly time goes by. For instance this past weekend I was at a High School graduation Open House for a girl that seems like yesterday was wearing diapers and had a slight speech impedement....OR.......

I see and realize all the things that todays teenagers are doing or experiencing and think back to when I was partaking in the same activities....LIKE 16 YEARS AGO ......damn....where did the time go?

Skinny dipping in the lake or a gravel pit....puking so hard that you shit your pants at the same time...hiding from the cops at a party in the cemetary BEHIND A HEADSTONE...your first hit of reefer...your first kiss...first dance....first prom...actually getting your drivers lisence, and using it...hiding from people cause your too young to have a beer in your hands, hot pavement under your feet cause you dont give a damn how bad it hurts, oh could go on and on...

We all take all that shit for granted, but thinking back on it all, they were milestones that a person will only experience once in their lives for the first time.

But then I think ahead of the things ive never done yet...such as...retiring, becoming a grandparent, having a kid in college, walking with a cane, having gray hair (upstairs and down), going on vacations without the rugrats, all the things that are inevitable but still in reality are milestones in themselves....

At this time I would like to just live for the moment. Take time to smell the "roses" or whatever smell it may be. Enjoy the disgustingly humid summer days, love these menstrual cramps cause one day I wont have them anymore, lovingly wipe that kids shitty ass, and do it all with joy and a smile....cause thats what life is all about. Live. Let live. And Live well while you can!!!

Summer Activities

Well this photo is actually from last summer.

The first time our youngest was ever on a canoe trip.

It can be stressful. I mean, taking little ones canoeing.

I think I snapped the picture BEFORE I yelled "say cheese!",

either that or I just shit my pants. I dunno, you make the call. Either way it was an eventful day and the girls enjoyed it....

On another note....

The photo to the left is at Michigans Adventure a few weeks ago...Blogger dosent know how to display properly when you ask it to align left..pfft! The pic is of no one in particular, its the Crokscrew ride that I went on with my kid. And it is NOT a fun ride. No, I dont like coasters..call me a wimp, I dont care.

Okay okay..and I know the order of this blog is all wrong...but everytime I load a pic it overlaps the last one!! Damn! The TOP picture is a photo of "camp" when we went camping at Forester Park a couple days after we returned from Mi Adventure..Notice the clothseline...im so domesticated. Dont be jealous!