I hugged the porcelain throne, and someone took my kids!

Okay Okay...Maybe I should have wrote that title in the opposite order....

Yes my babies are gone, but no its not because I got drunk...

Now that that's out of the way here is the lowdown....My cute little younger (only by 2 years) yet childless sister called me Tuesday night and offered to take BOTH kids AND our new puppy!

And I said "Hellyeah"!!!

Two days without the kids...I can get so much done around here. Now that the circus business about the "other house" is over...

WRONG! Im sicker than a steaming pile of doggie doo today..havent lifted a finger and dont plan to.

So Buster and I thought it would be nice to go out for a nice dinner childless....AND it was nice. I had 2 long island teas, because thats the max in the restaurant as they are as potent as gasoline...Needless to say we got home Buster went to bed and I did it...it has been soooo long thatI have ever gotten sick from drinking, but I think with the stress of that other house and our second vehicle being broke down, and my not so normal pap I just lost it....

Once again,
FOR THE RECORD I FEEL LIKE SHIT TODAY....

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In case your'e wondering, I got every penny out of that lady for my paint, work time and labor...$828.33 to be exact...At first she was going to protest, and I nicely but firmly told her that I did not clean her house for free for two days, to which she replied well 1400.00 is just way to much....were not dealing with a "full deck" here people...as you can tell...

I told her I didnt want 1400, and pulled out my little handwritten list and receipts, and showed her how it all added up...she paid me...in cash.

So even if her deal falls through with this potential buyer, I AM NOT renting that house...were still looking..preferrably for a place out in the country.

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On a different note Buster brought me chinese food for lunch today...we were done eating and was watching a Heavy Metal Rock documentary from 1988. It had Steven Tyler, Alice Cooper , Bret Michaels and many other high hair maniacs. Well I made a hilarious discovery.

Did you know that in the 80's when a person jumped into the crowd to body surf NOBODY caught their crazy asses!! I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna pee (yes again)...And it happened over and over and over, I think I laughed so hard I cried....I kept yelling "look there goes another!" and "oh no oh no"....gawd you gotta see it...Ii think it was on IFC or something...

Must have taken them to the early to mid nineties when they decided to start body surfing, and not just "body swimming"...I mean people were just stepping back and letting people smash their melons on the ground! Too funny...

Then we saw a commercial for roses...I dropped a hint to Buster but dont know if he picked it up or not ;-) we shall see he'll be home from work in an hour...he mentioned something about maybe I'll keep ya posted and omit any R rated scenes!!

Till Next time,
Love your Kids
Stay sober
and Dont smash your melon!
Hasta Luego!