Monday, October 15, 2007

Eloquence

Eloquence:

Eloquence (from Latin eloquentia) is fluent, forcible, elegant or persuasive speaking in public. It is primarily the power of expressing strong emotions in striking and appropriate language, thereby producing conviction or persuasion. The term is also used for writing in a fluent style. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eloquent

I just heard Donald Trump call Rosie a "degenerate" on the today show.....it made me think of the word above....

I remind myself of the ole Trump sometimes.

Whether this is good or bad, well lets just say were all entitled to our own opinions...

AND in MY opinion Rosie and T need to grow their asses up and quit slamming each other.

Life is to damn short....*snort snort*.

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My buddy ole pal FFG made reference to a certain family of japanese bugs on her ceiling.....

hence reminding me of a certain family of KANGAROO MICE living in the foam insulation of our breezeway in the new house.

I discovered this Saturday as I was leaving the house and saw the little black rodent run from one side of the room to the other and into a tiny hole....

Buster informed me last night as to the type of mice they are to which I replied

"Ya mean like the type that stand on their haunches upright while their little sickening pink front paws dangle in front of them?"

Yep.

I about passed out.

Heavenly Father, please help us rid our new home of the pesky little varmits before we move in. Oh Lord I will not be able to eat, sleep or urinate in that house until then, I will be eternally grateful In Jesus's precious name....Amen

Wish me luck on that one.

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On a brighter note, Wee One will have to put an abrupt halt to her nightly escapades into the depths of my chemical laden kitchen....

Oh sweet victory!

No more wondering if she will build toilet bowl cleaner bombs in the night, or soap slicks on the floor, or just plain letting her 3 year old self outside in the middle of the night.

Her new bedroom will be right next to mine. So I will hear her every little snore and sigh....

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I still cant find my Mother Freakin download cable for my camera.

Shit.

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Not sure if any of you caught the juicy episode of Desperate Housewives last night, and im not going to tell too much cause I dont want to piss anyone off who hasnt seen it already,

BUT

Lynettes mom scored her some "reefer" to take the edge off the chemo meds, and get her to eat, she was SO against smoking it, that momma made her a big batch of brownies.....

OMG even way back in my reefer toking days (havent touched the shit in AGES) I never saw anyone act like that!!! She acted like she was on some sort of PCP trip...!

It was quite entertaining when she showed up at her friends charades party though!

If you dont watch it you are missing true entertainment.....

I know...I need a life....

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I didnt make it to the class of 92 reunion Saturday.

I feel bad, but let me tell you I felt even shittier all day Saturday.

HMM pulled an all nighter at my buddys house.

I havent done that since I was like 18.

Entering your pre-geriatric years, pre-menopausal years, and after having 2 kids, make that 3 if you count Buster,

My little spick body just cant handle it well....

So I stayed home Saturday night, took a shower and put on warm jammies and a robe then taught my eldest to play the new Monopoly game I won from McDonalds.

To say the least we are addicted to it...

Not like the classic (boring) you get 2 MILLION every time you pass go and there are properties like Times Square, Disney Word, and The White House...

Definintely a "must play"

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Feedbag time....

I dont know what the hell im making for dinner.

Leave a suggestion if it strikes your fancy to do so.

All I can say right now is im starving, its 8 in the morning, and im too lazy to get off my ass and make some toast or sumptin.....

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Heres Wishing you all a Great Week,

Keep it rodent free,

and hopefully your dog dosent drag his ass across your carpeting. (Idont know where that came from but its good to wish people nice shit like that)

22 comments:

Flip Flop Momma said...

hmm...SO Donald is STILL calling her that? SHit that was like 6 months ago when he started that, I think he is jelous because her girlfriend is pretty hot, and his wife is not..

Mice?..YIKES....I will just live in harmony with my lady bug look alikes..

Halfmexican Mama said...

Yes he's still at it..pretty immature if you as me. yup MICE I know disgusting huh?? Im goin to purchase some traps. I would get the poisonous food, but you know my little one..she eats about anything.

Cheeky said...

OMG I just saw that (I am an hour behind you and so is the today show LOL).

Seriously, when the Donald and Rosie keep doing this they just look like spoiled kids in the sandbox.......geesh

Halfmexican Mama said...

Cheeky...yes very immature.

icanseeclearlynow said...

here it is guys. you heard it here first. the truth about trump and rosie is they are former LOVERS. yep! ran into each other (probably) one night at a bar. and after one too many jackie d's they ended in bed. well needless to say they each woke up PISSED OFF!! the feud's been on ever since.

rodents- YIKES! i was once chased out of my apartmnet by a rodent. i hate those bold friggers!

:)

JUST A MOM said...

You want them ther epesky critters gone,,, it is called DECON GET IT FEED IT RID IT,, DECON got that my daddy used it allll the time with our critters oh the storied I coudl tell abotu the little long tailed things,,, we had fun trying to sneek and catch their tails on fire on the stove,,, oh the stories... good luck DECON it is a box of powder they lover ot eat it and then get real thirsty and have to run and get water and when they do they blow up!!!!!!!!!! yep I SAID IT THEY BLOW UP!!!!! have a nice day please pray for my hubby TO BUY THE FARM but the real one...

patti_cake said...

Donald and Rose are both stupid.

My dog drags his ass on the carpet and it's hilarious.

I hope you get rid of the mice.

I hate the "dinner dilemma" too. Ugh.

I think Maddie can wear the size 5 leotards, I think xxs is size 4-5 right? Thanks alot.

aatank said...

Good luck getting rid of the critters. We get a couple every year in our basement (good excuse for hubs to do the laundry)and we use this white bar stuff and it knocks them dead. WE also keep it in our garage behind things so the kids and animals can't get it. But it does work.

We were going to have a roast, potatos and carrots for dinner, but I forgot to get it out of the freezer.

Katie said...

Donald & Rosie are both total tards who need to get a life. Seriously, get over yourselves here!

Halfmexican Mama said...

Maria...youve GOT to be joking...for real?? I can see that happening though...whoda thunk it??

Jaye...I will happily get them Decon but I dont want em blowing up in my house...I will pray mike buys the farm...you know Im good at praying :-)

Patti..if you send your address to my email I can send them Wednesday or Thursday...at least she will definitley fit in them next year. One is baby blue, and one is black both short sleeve, and a pink dance leotard practice skirt too!

Alisha...I literally just got done sticking a frozen roast in the oven...if I do it at 275 til 5 or 6 it should be nice and tender..strange we both had the same thoughts.

Katie..yes I agree. It just goes to show that money CANT buy politeness and common sense! On both sides!! And when you gonna post agin..you gotta have "sumpthin" by now. :-)

icanseeclearlynow said...

hmm, i'm totally kidding! but they do act like people who either had sex or want to have sex with each other.

=D

Halfmexican Mama said...

Maria...you had me going for a minute there...its a totally believable story though!

Flip Flop Momma said...

im lonely...come visit me.

1 plus twins said...

omg i saw desperate housewives (love it) i was cracking up at lynette. too damn funny.

what the hell are kangaroo mice?? i have never ever heard of them?? i am so gonna have to google them.

Halfmexican Mama said...

FFg...I did


1plus...Im not sure if he is telling me the truth or not...let me know what you find out..all i know is we definitely have mice!

Flip Flop Momma said...

no u didnt, I heard NO knock on my door...shame on u for lying.

Big Ben said...

For a Billionaire, Trump certainly doesn't act very Billionairish.

Halfmexican Mama said...

FFM...I thought you wanted me to "visit" you on your blog, so I did..my bad.

Ben...my thoughts exactly...

Shari said...

omg, you leave me in hysterics.

Jamie Dawn said...

I can't stand the sight of Rosie or Donald.
If I never saw either of them again, my world would be a brighter place.

You should have called me (Rev. JD) to come over and cast those mice OUT!! They are similar to demons in that they INVADE and wreak havoc.
Lord bless you, my child.

I'm sure your three year old will find a way to escape her room at night and cause you some more trouble.
Kids are SO smart that way!!

Halfmexican Mama said...

Shari...nice to see you made it back!! ;-)

JD...
I found a box of Decon while cleaning out my storage room/garage..I so hope WeeOnes stays down for the night when we move or I might have to send her to boarding preschool!

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