Tornadoes, Tattoos and Kids...OH MY!

I like that title....One of my alltime favs is The Wizard of Oz....one of may favorite lines from that movie is...

"Lions and Tigers and Bears Oh my!!"

But you're smart like that and guessed it before I could spill the beans...

The tornado pic was taken at my dads last night...we had a tornado warning, about 10 to 15 miles north was where the rotation was spotted...and here is the said rotation...enjoy.

It never did touch down and receded almost before I could run in the house to grab my camera...

Tornadoes are one of my worst fears....I used to have reoccuring nightmares about them.

As long as im in a place that has a basement though I dont really give a damn and I think their pretty cool....

Jimmy and Sue have a nice big basement so I was able to enjoy watching the rotation last night...the kids kinda freaked out though.

Then we grilled yummy steaks, baked sweet potatoes on the coals., and sliced tons of fresh garden tomatoes....of course I ate too much!



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One of my fellow bloggers had a post not so long ago...think it was Just A Mom not positive...about how if you have a tattoo to share it...

So here is my one and only...its on my lower back..

The lines are from my undies...sorry....

It was one of those "Oh shit im turning 30 and maybe if I get a tatt it will make me feel/look younger" deals.....weve all been there I think...

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These are my kids and Wally our new pup...the girls just got done freaking out over the tornado excitement, and Wally just finished up humping my dads boxer who is 115 times his size...

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Today will be a fun filled day for HMM....

it is supposed to rain here all day.

Of course I have cramps....

I need to do dishes and all the other exciting housework...

First im going to take a shower and have a taco...or maybe in the opposite order...

Well this Half Mexican Mama is outtie....

The 411 on my "Womanly Issues"

First of all I want to thank all of you who have kept me in your prayers about this situation...and PLEASE continue to do so....

Just got back from the new doctor...I LOVE HIM ALREADY! He made me feel sooo relaxed about this whole situation...He said that the "slightly abnormal cell" diagnosis for abnormal paps is VERY common these days..what with the discovery of HPV and all...

He sent me home with a script for a 4 day antibiotic cream treatment as most of the time he said these are just cases of inflamation....LETS HOPE THIS IS ALL IT IS!!

BUT as a precaution I do have to go on Monday for a Biopsy and Colposcopy just to rule everything else out...and a test to be sure I dont have one of the cancer causing strains of HPV...

I just hope and pray it is only inflamation and that everything else is normal...or at least low grade enough to where he can remove the cells...but we are taking it one step at a time...I will keep you posted...

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On another note...I spent the day at my dads yesterday, I had to run up to the store so I told Buster and Grandpa to keep an eye on the little one....yeah right...

Dad called me today to inform me that his refridgerator had been rearranged by the little one...all of his lunch meats, bologna and salami and whatnots had all been taken out of their protective little deli bags and put freestanding into the bottom drawer of the fridge...she did however put the little deli baggies back in the correct compartment....

The things kids do for entertainment.

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While at my dads his boxer decided to take a whiz on our puppies head.....

And Wally (the pup) just sat there and let the golden shower grace his cute little puppy head...

I tried to intervene, but didnt want to get peed on myself....

Eldest gave said puppy a bath today...whew!! He was tinky!!

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Did I tell you that Buster brought me a gift home from work last week???

Well yeah this is a real romantic gesture...just so you all know I have more romance in my left pinky than he does...dont get me wrong he is a great guy..just not so romantic...

He comes home with a brand new official NHL RedWings Tshirt tags and all..I thought it was a little big but instead of being insulting I was so happy and geeked I said "Thank You Baby"..

He replied by telling me

"Yeah the lady whose house I was working on today was cleaning out some of her dead mothers stuff and gave me that tshirt....""

Gee Thanks Hon!! Bringing me a dead ladys tshirt...now THATS true love.....

aaahhh what he wont do for me.....

Oh yesterday he brought me a penis/ball shaped cucumber as a gift from work...people give him stuff all the time..I swear..if its still at my dads when I go there I will take a pic and post it for ya!! shaped just like the real live thing...

I told ya he loves me ;-)

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Well til next time....

ALWAYS get your yearlies......

Hide the bologna if my daughter and I visit you....

and be sure to bestow loving gifts on all the loved ones in your life...

Hasta Manana!

D DAY

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY CROTCH?!

We shall find out tomorrow..hopefully unless there is more to it than im aware of..

Supposed to get a Coloscopy and posssibly a biopsy..lets pray not the "Biopsy" as they will only do that if they see anything "abnormal"...

Ive said it once and ill say it again....If they handed out hysterectomys with a side of fries I would be first in line....Im so freakin scared...oh well tis what it is right???

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I have a Confession...dont know if its blog worthy but I gotta get it offa my bust so here it is...............................................................................................................................................................................................

I took a towel from the hospital when I had both of my kids...

Stiff ass white Port Huron stamped small ass towelllss..

there

I said it .......

to me its just a souveneir...I still use those small ass towels and every time I do I remember giving birth....

wether it was my first baby a seven and a half pounder...

or my second born a 3 and a half pounder...

I remember it....the first night alone in the hospital with your newborn is euphoric...yall know what I mean....

you remember being alone with them, those brand new eyes, ears, toes and nose

everytime I see those two towels..which I use often might I add..I remember giving birth to those two girls...

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Sorry this is so short im tired...I think I will go and TRY to sleep now wish me luck tomorrow....see you all in Bloggerland again soon!!

Buenes Noches!
HMM

D Day

Well I guess D Day is today since I cant sleep because of the worry of the whole matter....

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY CROTCH!!!

Testing, testing...1...2...3

Here is a tired non makeup wearing halfmexican broad taking pics with the third camera I purchased since Wednesday of last week....we wont go there on the details but im sure most of you already know....



See this is Jill in her small bathroom with a very dirty mirror...

I had better things to do today like NOTHING...than to clean my damn bathroom mirror......I cleaned from sun up til sun down yesterday so today was my day off....

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My puppy likes running through the house with dirty underwear that he pulls out of the laundry...oh yeah dirty socks too.....but he seems so freakin happy when he is doing it....

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Im trying to teach my 3 year old her full name and her immediate relatives names so at dinner tonight for Daddy we decided to show off what we had learned....

Me: "Whats your full name"

Baby: says it perfecty albeit slowly first, middle and last....

Me:"Whats your sisters name"

Baby: says it perfectly

the same with Grandmas and Grandpas, and Aunts etc.......

Me:"What is Mommys name"

this is the fun part...

Baby: Mommy

I told Buster with pride that I taught her that...well actually not she refuses to say his name or mine....but dammit I know she knows it...

It just worries me cause what if she got lost...she at least knows her own name...

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I watched Little House on the Prarie twice and today....and liked it....

Sorry if your not a fan but I have been since the ripe old age of 6.....hoes....

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I made Breakfast for Dinner tonight which really confused the Baby...

It was yummy though...Biscuits and Gravy, Bacon and eggs....mmmmmmmmmmmmm

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The little neighbor boy poked his head in the door tonight as I was cooking and asked if he could eat here tonight...usually I would have said yes but Buster had a hard day at the office {he is a licensed plumber) and was parading around the house in his undies...so I told the little boy maybe another day as I really only planned on 4 and didnt think I had enough food...he said "I will just have bacon then" I said "No honey maybe another night"

After dinner the kids go out to play with the kid and I noticed the one big homemade biscuit I had leftover on the stove was gone...I asked my kid when she came in for a drink what happend to it...dont really care just curious...

She says neighbor boy said he was hungry and asked her if we had anything we could eat so she took him the biscuit...bless her little soul...she also said he said to tell me it was yummy even without butter!

I feel like a horses ass for not letting him eat here now...I dont know if his parents are not home very much or what the deal is but he has ate here quite a bit...I wonder if there is enough food at his house...I wonder why I wonder and worry about someone elses kid...I guess it comes with being a mom....

I feel bad for the little fella...I think im gonna send him home with a doggie bag tonight....

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Please keep me in your prayers....please please...I got an earlier and closer gyno appointment the day after tomorrow.....I just want everything to be norma....

Would I be out of line to request a voluntary hysterectomy???

They probably dont dish them out that easy...maybe if I beg....or show the doc my boobies.....hell that wont work he gets to look at an assortment of em every day....I wonder if it ever "turns them on" you know gynos???

I have heard of some perverted cases but I think im pretty safe with the small town doc here...

If not I will just have to goto his house in his sleep and squeeze his peeper off with pliers...sorry now im getting carried away.....

Well Chicas and Chicos

Have fun til next time...feed a person if they ask...dont think about it just do it!

Gracias!

The "swing" of things.

It is so amazingly hard to believe that school starts the week after next...

so..

Im going to try to "get back into the swing of things"

I started today by waking early, around 5 thirtyish only cause I had to pee so bad.

Then I couldnt get back to sleep so layed next to Buster whilst listening to the rain on the roof and hitting the leaves on the shitty little excuse of a tree outside our bedroom window...

I really had all intentions on getting up and making a pot of coffee before he left for work, but I couldnt pull my squat little ass outta bed cause I was so mesmerized by that sound, plus I was comfy and warm...

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Im so freaking domesticated that I had lunch/dinner started in the crock pot around 7:30, im really starting to swing now!

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Well the weekend went well as you can tell, only thing is one of my stepbrothers had his current girlfriend come up to stay with him at my dads for the weekend, AND his ex (teenage daughters momma)...not a good combination.

GF ended up leaving early Friday night..I mean ripping down her tent and air mattress and every thing and peeling out a 4 am...

Im so glad I was not there for that drama...I feel bad though because I like both of the chicks...Kim is pictured in a couple of the posts below, and Kristina is pictured sitting at the picnic table with me here to the right...or maybe left...shit I dont know Ive changed my damn temlate too many times in the last week...

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Wish me luck as I try to call the Gyno to get in earlier than the 29th, I was having some pretty weird pain last night and this morning...not sure if its linked to my current "problem", or if I just had to pee so bad it still hurts a couple hours after I already went.

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Well I returned yet another digital camera...this is my third one...the first 2 were Samsungs that I got cause my cheap ass was trying to save fifty bucks..so this time I went with the Kodak, and purchased a battery recharging system for Nimh batteries.

Havent used the bitch yet so wish me luck there too....

Well sorry this post was a little long and boring, If I think of anything amusing trust you me, I will be posting!

For now...Peace Out....this halfmexican hoe has to go check on her frejoles!!

She got Dunked!

My firstborn was Baptized this morning!

She was so excited that she barged into our bedroom at 8 o'clock yelling "Today is the Day!"

It was sweet cause during Sunday school she was supposed to sing a solo, but got too nervous, so Mommy had to go up and help her finish it..

In case your wondering we are Independant Fundamental Baptist (KJV) so we believe in deep water full submersion, just like in the days of the disciples....plus its way cool....

Afterward she was getting dried off in the bathroom, along with the 3 other Dunkers,and yelled out for all to hear "IM A BAPTIST NOW"....she also gets to partake in communion now which is way cool as well!!

Well enjoy your Sunday folks! Were taking naps now!!

A hora de siesta! (I think I said that right)