I may be the most sore person in the Thumb of Michigan today

My good friend and I got to our new house yesterday to was some walls, to ready them for the new paint job they were going to receive last night....a few buckets of bleach water, a few quick swipes...no prob huh?

WRONG!

The people that lived in that house before must have been the filthiest beings in this whole damn state....cause Im just assuming there is filthier out there...there always is...

We washed all the walls in the house except for the utility room, and the 2 bathrooms...I like to do the bathrooms myself because Im VERY particular in the disinfecting of my eh-hem...throne room and whatnot...

Im not even kidding when I tell you that in some of those bedrooms I swear they must had thrown wads of food or poop against those walls...black chunky chunks, what appeared to be boogers and....well I will stop there but you can only imagine what MIGHT be on a bedroom wall...yeah u know what im talking about....

So I had my 2 kids and new puppy...and she had to babysit at the last minute for her neice and nephew, and HER new puppy....sounds like lots of fun huh?? The kids had to crap or eat every 5 seconds, so pretty much all day...it was rubber gloves on ...rubbber gloves off....repeat repeat repeat....

Then Buster got there with my colors for the kitchen/dining area....photos to come btw. He was astounded by the colors I chose...which were a deep red for the bottom of the waynsecoting and a light gold for the top...the chair rail is called sugar wafer...he teases me that they are "Wetback" colors...so I am halfmexican....duh! He thinks chili pepper lights along the ceiling and a sign reading "Jills Cantina" Or "Jills Hacienda" would look nice in there...he's not joking either....

Scary thing is....

I would probably hang that damn sign, and be proud of it.....!!!

I will try to keep u all posted on my move and big cleaning/painting endeavors!!

Adios!
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Days of our Lives

Man I used to LOVE that show!

Back in the day (when I was like 10) I thought I was so cool cause my teenage cousins and my aunts used to let me watch it with them....That Bo was pretty damn hot! So was Bo on the Dukes of Hazzard, damn I dont know which was sexier....

Anywho...its just a title for my post cause I couldnt think of anything else...

Lets see...my skin quit peeling on the sunburn, so I can quit secretly throwing skin balls at Buster when he is not looking.

The new puppy continues to shit and piss wherever he fancies....wouldnt the world be a more comfortable place if humans could do it...you know like if it was second nature. However we would all have to carry around plastic doo doo bags for the instances that we needed to relieve ourselves...I wouldnt have to purchase my own...little doo doo bags that is....

you see...

the four of us to a late night family outing to Wally World to do some grocery shopping, and the cashier (the poor dude has to pack AND ring up your shit at this joint) put one to two items in each bag....we purchased about 150 dollars worth of groceries and ended up coming home with aproximately 50 "doo doo" bags respectively.

SOOOO im all set if nature calls. Now I just need a larger purse to stuff said doo doo bags into should the need ever arise. Oh yeah I forgot I would also have to carry Buster and the kids bags too...but wouldnt we conserve so much water that way???

I mean we could just burn out "doo doo" when we get home...out back in a little coffee can or sumppin.....

Yes, Halfmexican Mama is bored my little widgets.....

Hmmmm, been thinking a lot about the presidential election coming up next year, and doing some reasearch on some of the "higher up" candidates....

I dont care what anyone says, but man cmon....if your name is Barack Hussein Obama, you dont stand a freakin chance of being elected in the country...No offense to anyone with similar names, but lets be real here......That would be like letting Jeffrey Hitler Dahmer run for prez...or some shit...

So if anyone has any good points, or characteristics to shoot out on any of the candidates, send them my way....Im open, at this point to either party.

Udder than that, I have a meatloaf in the crockpot that I think is smelling pretty damn good, either that or maybe the puppy shit behind the couch again....Im aiming for the first thought...

Now Im going to lay on my fat ass and read my book until the 3 year old wakes up...we may be going to the new house to clean tonight...not sure yet, im game for anything right about now.....

Take care Widgets, and join me in my crusade in making the plastic doo doo bag not so underrated anymore!

All things happen for a reason, I THINK...

Well a few random happenings here, especially for those of you who think that your lives are really poopy right now....

And Im not complaining, only venting a little, cause as the title reads "All things....."

First of all...I got the results of an abnormal pap about a week ago. For the first time in my life. Im scared. The doc said I have LSIL on my cervix and need to further investigate. This sucks as I dont know how long I will have insurance for (that is a whole other blog post in itself) any way I dont go back til Aug 29th and til then I have to sit and worry, and worry, and wonder, and pray, and worry. I keep trying to tell myself that its all in the Lords hands from here on out and He knows whats best for me. I hope so badly that this is nothing and it will go away on its own or with a simple procedure.

Enough of that now.

Got me a part time job a few weeks ago...was supposed to start yesterday...BIG problem over the weekend...the rear defferential or some crap fell out of our second vehicle...not good as a part like this brand new is like 2000 bucks or sumptin...shooo

THEREFORE I cant for the life of me ask anyone I know to travel 20 miles round trip a day for me to take the kids to daycare and maintain a minimum wage paying job for 4 hours a day for 4 days a week...I called the place and told one of the employees what was going on but cant seem to get in touch with the GM yet to let her know...

SOOO we found a bigger house to move into, HALLELELUJA!!! Now being a single income family lets just say its a bit challenging paying the first and last months rent the payment here AND trying to get the truck fixed.....NOT to mention the car needs brakes and struts now....

So to all my good friends out there in Bloggerland, I say to you:

"ALL THINGS HAPPEN FOR A REASON, I THINK"

Unless you have a better explanation for all the shitty shittiness that one has to encounter in this world of ours...

Now I have to go pull a three year old off of my 7 year old and her puppy. She is a bully like that. God love her, and the 7 year old and the puppy.

Till next time take care of yourselves, and the other bullies in your lives...remember me and mine in your prayers...peace out !