Monday, October 8, 2007

Shaky and a taky and a baky baky bakey!

Oh my word....


I just read FFG's blog and it had nothing to do with this but it brought back a memory, from the weblike depths of this halfmexican broads mind....

Her post said something about Shaky baking all the time....hence the title!



Once upon a time this young halfmexican chick worked in an old farts home. In the kitchen, doing dishes and whatnots...

We would have our occasional visitor, his name was Grady, he was about 172 years old and when he spoke, it was ALWAYS in rhyme.

I mean if the guy wanted coffee he would say

and I quote

"Gimme some coffee and I dont want toffee only want coffee no damn toffee"

see he had to rhyme no matter what he said.


even if it made no sense at all....

I would be gliding gracefully down the halls of the facility with my six foot stainless steel cart that I couldnt see over or around, and would out of nowhere hear Grady.

AND he always shouted his words.

AND usually he would clap in time with his rhyme...

I wonder what ever happend to Grady....Its kind of like where is Waldo....

Only where is Grady?

The beginning of this post is by no means a form of discrimination against old farts. I usually dont refer to them as that but at the time I called the place that because I was young dumb and 18. If you think you yourself are an old fart please seek therapy at your nearest mental department, ASAP. And if you are reading this tiny ass print there is no way in hell that you can be an old fart cause I can hardly see it myself.

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Not too much going on in this neck of the woods these days.

Buster took our oldest child all day Saturday, and they cleaned at the new place, while WeeOne and I did laundry at my Dads.

It will be so nice not to have to cart my dirty undergarments around the county anymore.

I vary my laundry assignments by using the local laundromat, my dads and my in laws place..I favor my dads above all because he has a clothseline that hold about 3 loads a a time. AND its free!

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I dont know if I ever mentioned this before but while im thinking of memories today there is one other that sticks out in my mind.


Not sure If ive ever shared it with you or not so sorry if I have but here goes anyway.

As most of you know FFG are pretty tight, well way back in the day...about 1992 to be precise, Buster and I were dating.

His parents went out of town for the weekend and he threw his usual bash.

WELL....HMM never had much experience in the drinking area at the time, so it goes without saying that what I will reveal here is quite shocking.

To make a long story short, Buster and I were upstairs "fooling around"

And I heard this song come on...I think it was Shoop by Salt n Pepa, I may be wrong but Im pretty sure it was.

Well I heard that song come on downstairs, so excited and not realizing what I was (or was not wearing) bolted full force down the stairs, when I got halfway down I stopped.....

cause you could see the living room from that spot and everyone could see you as well...

Needing to say what I had to I remember clearly I was wearing an oversized Michael Jordan tshirt, I put my hands on my waist and shouted

"I LOVE THIS SONG"

FFG smiled and said

"Uh Jill...you might wanna put your hands down"

See I was wearing NOTHING under that tshirt from the waist down, and when I went to put my hands on my waist to make my statement I lifted up the shirt and gave about a half a dozen people a peek at my...ahem....beaver......

yep....


memories.....

Ive got a ton...I will share time to time


Till next time research the depths of your minds...what is your most embarrassing memory?

30 comments:

Flip Flop Goddess said...

ha, I remeber that too..But I dont think that was the song, but I culd be wrong, and I hope thtas not the time that dickweed K.Haupt had his drug laced tongue down my throat.

*gagging*

patti_cake said...

OMG that rhyming guy would have given me a headache seriously!

You are a brave brave girl to reveal the depth of embarassment! I'm not telling mine. Uh-uh, no way! LOL

Halfmexican Mama said...

FFG...it may have been
"Lets talk about Sex"....im thinking so now its all getting clearer. Oh im pretty sure ole Kdawg was there too..so was "Rambo"

Patti..he was a hoot! I really dont have much shame as you can see ;-)

Katie said...

There are way too many of course they would involve alcohol of some sort.

Halfmexican Mama said...

Katie...way too many of what?

icanseeclearlynow said...

oh girl i have a zillion drunk stories. fortunately i only remember half of them. i'm not gonna blab here about em, that's for sure.

actually here's one that i don't mind sharing. once, in my early 20s, i was in a dive (dives are the best, they have the realest and coolest people) drinking with a girlfriend. i got so drunk, i spied this old guy minding his own beeswax, trying to enjoy his time out of the house probably. anywayz, i took a liking to this knit cap he was wearing. i kept telling him how much i liked his hat. when i woke up the next day i found the hat in my purse. my girlfriend told me i snatched it off his head and hid it in my purse. *giggle* there you have it, only for you jill.

:)

icanseeclearlynow said...

oh yeah!... i love your reference to the old farts home. and that tiny print disclaimer was hilarious!

i used to work in a nursing home when i was in college. i loved it! the old people were a riot! i love them the way i love kindergarteners.

:)

Sandi said...

Rhyming guy would have driven me nuts! As for embarassing moments, I think the time the top of my bathing suit came off when I was 14 was a big one. Of course, having nothing much to show was even more embarassing!

1 plus twins said...

omg i can't even type i am laughing so damn hard!! that is too damn funny!! can't wait to hear about more memories. lol

Flip Flop Goddess said...

Lets talk about sex ba-by lets talk about u and me, lets talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be, lets talk abbout sex, lets talk about sex, lets about...

good times, good times..

JUST A MOM said...

went to the DUNES,,, grave yard and PISSED MY PANTS FROM BEING SO SCARED,, do you knwo where the dunes are??? down by where I use to live but oh man I was so scared when my boyfriend at the time said,,, THE GUY IS COMING WITH THE AX..... ass wipe I remember his name,, Tom.. yep Ashley that was it yep glad I didnt' end up marrying him huh...... hope all is well and your watchin out for my man....... by the way "MY FARM" that I found is in Minden City by my uncles...... my guy is gunna chek it out too woo hooo PRAY PLEASE....

Halfmexican Mama said...

Maria...the had thing sounds like something I would have done too..lol! Old people have always touched my heart, I dont know why.

Sandi...yep he was a handful...especially for the nurses. I bet you were wearring one of those strapless numbers huh?? those are pretty risky.

1plus..there are many many more..this just happens to be one that I try to recollect when Im supposed to muster a smile and simply cant, I just remember that time and whammo! Im smiling pretty!

FFG...who sings that song!? that WAS the one! Happy time!!

JAM...I have no clue as to the whereabouts of the dunes, but man I did piss my pants once, this past July actually. FFG posted about it..I think I did too. Minden City is only half an hour from me...Ill be damned!

Neurotic1 said...

Too funny- ol' Flippy saw your cooter ;) Hmm embarrassing moments? I have none! Yeah, right!

Halfmexican Mama said...

N1..that she did...I think she's seen it all..not by choice of course.

Humincat said...

Well, I woke up from a party, and found that I had passed out on the couch. It was morning and a few of my friends came stumbling out of the various rooms. It was an older sister's new apt. and she'd let us party with her friends (dumbass). Anyways, to break the ice, I told them how I had dreamt that I had to pee really bad, but that I walked for DAYS and kept opening doors, but none led to the bathroom, but finally I opened the right door, which happened to be a closet, and found the toilet! Great dream, huh?? Everyone burst out laughing, cause, well, you know. I guess I walked in on about 3-4 different couples and on the last one, I just walked past them, opened the closet, pulled down my pants and sat on an imaginary toilet. I even pretend wiped and everything. The older jackasses that were there called me pisser for months after that. I think that was the last time I mixed alcohol and pot!

Shari said...

Umm, I am married mom, I have no embarrassing stories of that sort.
Yeah right, I wish!
Sorry, can't reveal anything to the internet, my luck my girls will find it and use it against me!

But you feel free to share any time, cause I always am in need of a laugh. Did I mention that I have TWO teenage girls? Trust me, life with them isn't very funny!

Jeff said...

Now I love that song!

Great story :-)

Halfmexican Mama said...

Humin...that IS an embarrassing one, especially since you pretended to wipe. I had a friend do that too but she peed in her boyfriends moms dresser drawer, thanks for sharing!

Shari...cmon! It dosent have to be your MOST embarrassing, just slightly embarissing will do!

Jeff..Hey there! Shoop is a great song...my good friend Ellen Degeneres likes it as well! I try to post a good non-fiction most of the time!

JUST A MOM said...

his is in a white jeep grand charocee or how ever you spell it and has az plates on it,, he will be going through Prob some time next week my dear through port huron to minden city.... then up to the UP

Halfmexican Mama said...

Jaye..too bad you couldnt have gone with him..its a great time of year for a road trip!

Halfmexican Mama said...

I like your quote..btw linked you through my girl Flippys blog, now where is this nonsense anonomous comment I want to read it, I could use a good chuckle.

Halfmexican Mama said...

I so meant to leave the comment above on a different blog...I swear im not losing it. Yet.

Halfmexican Mama said...

ANd now im leaving myself comments...wtf??? maybe I am losing it.

Cheeky said...

Embarrassing moments - I have had more than my share and they all involve partaking of the liquid love.

I hope to be an old fart one day - hell I am half way there....

Tee said...

ROFL - That last story is hilarious!

I have too many embarrassing moments to recall - and most of them are somewhere on my blog.

That Grady fellow sounds like quite a character!

Halfmexican Mama said...

cheeky...yes I think we all have, your not an old fart and were both only one quarter the way there!

Tee...Im glad you enjoyed..really wasnt meant to be too funny, just thought I would share as it does give me a chuckle from time to time thinking about it, thought you all could use a chuckle too! Grady was a handful!

Ba Doozer said...

grady's six feet under.....just let him go...don't be afeeard!!! it's not a beard!! it's not weird....

Halfmexican Mama said...

Doozie..your probably right, yet somehow I feel his legacy lives on.

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