Im sure every one of us has a special post he/she can put up with a list of likes and dislikes.
I dont usually bitch or gripe about too much. Or I try not too anyway cause nobody likes a whiner, and who really cares right??
I think a lot of you share common interests with me or you wouldnt be reading this right now...
So here goes
Shit I Like
1. Clean scents, ie: candles, fresh linens, new car, leather, victorias secret smells, new tires, a newborn baby.
2. Children whom pick up after themselves....I will leave that one open.
3. Husbands whom cook, and clean up after themselves.
4. Restrooms that do not smell like fresh urine, or hotly stenched feces. Thank you for flushing!
5. Seafood, a nice green salad and white wine. Preferably made by someone else.
6. My friends and family.
7. Living in a "free" country.
8. The smell of spring and fall air.
9. A hot steamy bubble bath with only lit candles in the room and an icy beer. (if youve never done this I highly recommend it, I promise you will feel fantastic afterward)
10. Diet Soda. Preferrably Diet Pepsi.
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Now i'm most certain most of you can relate to the above list, and those are just a few things a gal like HMM are fond of.
Next my friends is a list of things that I am not fond of.
1. Picking up unnameable amounts of dog shit out of the kennel at 7 am.
2. Wiping up dog piss out of the same kennell at 7am. Especially when I didnt want a dog in the first place.
3. Houses that smell like dog, or the dogs waste.
4. My download cord is missing for my camera. I am under the assumption that aliens have taken it since they are being blamed for every other mother loving thing in this world that we humans are to stupid to figure out or explain.
5. People who leave cigarette butts in my sink or in my empty cans....this is not only nasty people but very disrespectable as well...so the next time I come to your house, guess what Im gonna do :-)
6. Stinky litter boxes....this is why I dont have a cat. This among other reasons is why I prefer not to have animals in the house at all. Now dont get me wrong. Im not a hater. I just think anything will four legs belongs outside..
7. Finding hair in my food.
8. People who leave the toilet paper holder empty, or who just place the new roll on top of the holder.
9. Wiping halfmelted red jello off my walls, carpeting and sofa.
10. I saved the best for last....Cleaning up another adults vomit...
There.
Im done.
Now I've safely vented within the secure boundaries of the blogging world.
You wont hear me bitch about too much like ive said before, but a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do from time to time....right?
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On another note Buster and I were invited to an Adult Only Halloween party this Saturday night.
Believe it or not, and im embarrassed to confess....
Ive NEVER been to one.
We were thinking of dressing up will full masks and wigs and not speaking to ANYONE all night...
When we visit with peeps we thought that we would just shake our head yes and no to everything they say to us.
We had 4 people come to our house one year the week before Halloween. We let them in , they helped themselves to stuff out of our fridge. When we asked who they were they just shook thier heads "yes"
So were like
"Eric?"
"Kelly?"
asking all these names they kept shaking no..
we even took pictures.
they were all dressed like old men and had masks on with wigs hooked to them...
we never did know who those people were. Until about a month later.
But talk about freaky...
at first it was cute, then it was kinda like "um...get out of my house dude"
so yeah, were thinking of freaking people out if we goto this party.
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For shits and giggles I asked my kids a random question last night (Flippy gave me the idear)
Me: "Who wrote the book of love"
Eldest: "God"
Wee One: "Erin"
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Well I gotta go see if I can do something about the smell that lingers in my kitchen thanks to Shitty McStink....
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18 comments:
Baths / Showers with an icy cold beer are the best!
Take the kennel out of the house an douse it with clorox rinse repeat...then let it dry....that should help a little
I hate all those things too...expect I dont allow smoking in my house so that has never happen to me before...
oh and I dont have a kenne, sometimes my dog just uses m floor instead..
well u get the idear..
Katie...you are so my kind of gal!
Cheeky...I would, cept #1 we have to outside water spicket, and #2 my bleach supply is on the counter at the new house :-( I used spray aerosol Lysol..not too good with odors.
FFG..well when I come to visit I promise NOT to pee on your floor.
Cheeky...I meant to type we have NO outside water we are living in a shitty little rental. But moving soon!
hmm, i've never been to an adult halloween party either. only in college but that doesn't count.
people don't really smoke when they come to my house. but i HAVE been to parties/bbq's where some people use beer cans or cups for their cig butts. that is sooo gross! i mean just who do they think has to clean that SHIT up?!
i LOVE the idea of going to a party with hubby and NOT having to talk to anyone! *giggle* maybe i'll try it at a regular party, with no costumes.
:)
so what are you and hubby gonna dress up as?? i think that would be too funny if you just shook your head yes and no all night. who is shitty mcstink?? by the way i so dont think this post was you bitching at all!! have you read any of my posts in the past. lol you just listed your likes and dislikes. thanks for sharing.
oh yeah is this an inside or outside kennel?? if it is inside are you saying that your dog goes to bathroom pee and shit in his kennel(cage) that is inside the house?? that sucks ass. most dogs won't do that. i had one weimariner that did that and i hated going anywhere cuz i knew when i got back all i would smell was piss. it was terrible!! i swear i was cloroxing it every single day.
sooo...good list here! can't say I disaggree with any of that. I want to ask though...to any smokers out there, why is it they don't consider the cigarette butt trash? why do they just toss it on the ground or wherever? I've never understood that....
Maria...we have these rubber masks that have like old people faces with big chins and noses and warts and hairs hanging out everywhere, last year I bought some totally ass ugly old fart clothes to wear with them, and a top hat. So we are going to dress up as deadlike old people if we go I guess...hey its free food and drink, well at least drink thru a straw that is its hard to eat through a hole in a rubber mask.
Oneplus..see above for costume Idear ;-) Yes it is an indoor kennel/cage he is a miniature beagle puppy, and that is who I was referring to as Shitty McStink.
Doozie...well the smoker of the house is out so I will answer for him "Cuz I aint gotta clean it, and its my house" :-)
The Halloween party sounds like fun. I'd love to go to one & me & the hub dress up as Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf. Rowwrrr...
I feel ya on the poop/peep sitch but I go through it every day with Holly. I am an animal nut though. I understand your feelings too and totally respect them.
Everybody has a right to gripe and I just love to read you daily!!!
Patti...thanks you're a doll!
Get rid of the damn dog now or it will continue to bug the piss out of you for years on end. Believe me~ I'm thinking of feeding mine antifreeze ;)
N1...thanks for the idear...
"Restrooms that do not smell like fresh urine, or hotly stenched feces. "
Boy - picky, picky, picky! ;-)
Jeff....I know sorry, My Grannie didnt raise no fool :-)
Thanks for worrying, but nope, still kickin'. I love that somebody noticed, and I have been lurking....(**)
Humin...*tee hee*
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