Spring Break

TGIF Current mood: creative Category: Life
? good morning peeps! I just got back from taking Offspring #1 to school...its her last day b4 spring break! Remember when that used to actually be a FUN time in your life??for some of you it probaly still is, i imagine the next "Spring Break" ill probably take is when the kids are moved out, cause i might actually have money then, my boobs may need a wheelchair of their own by then cause when i actually get monetary funds for the trip ill probably be about 80 years old...i will need to find transportation for my extra colostomy bag as well...you know maybe one of those little side cars next to the wheelchair, the kind like bikers use. Cause I want a custom made extra large extra heavy duty colostomy bag, that way im not worried about leaks or having to change it all the time, plus it will be handy considering i may try to finally break my Kegstand record too...AND I can jump on the wheel chair(ill just have to stuff the boobs under my ass or tie them in a knot) and just stroll down the boardwalk to all the hot clubs if i get too drunk...it will make flashing all the more easier too having my tits in the chair next to me..i should have room in my side chair for all the beads ill be getting, maybe for some souveniers too...im thinkin Daytona beach??? any sugguestion???

Later Chumps!